Confession Bear

I actually like Comic Sans

I actually like Comic Sans  Confession Bear

Morbidly Obese People Disgust Me

Morbidly Obese People  Disgust Me  Confession Bear

He's a vain, homophobic, misogynistic douchebag. But I keep hanging out with him because he's more popular than me

He's a vain, homophobic, misogynistic douchebag. But I keep hanging out with him because he's more popular than me  Confession Bear

If you're wearing a Cubs,Red Sox, or Yankees hat I assume you're a tool And your only association with any of those teams is the purchase of said hat.

If you're wearing a Cubs,Red Sox, or Yankees hat I assume you're a tool And your only association with any of those teams is the purchase of said hat.  Confession Bear

Sent myself flowers at work to make a guy jealous They arrived dead and no one cared

Sent myself flowers at work to make a guy jealous They arrived dead and no one cared  Confession Bear

When I book a large conference room just for myself, I bring multiple laptops. It makes it look like there's more people in the meeting. So no other group can kick me out.

When I book a large conference room just for myself, I bring multiple laptops.  It makes it look like there's more people in the meeting. So no other group can kick me out.  Confession Bear

Once I ate the whole of the birthday boy's cake Then the birthday boy

Once I ate the whole of 
the birthday boy's cake Then the birthday boy  Confession Bear

i thought the white parts on a whales head are eyes until i was 16 years old

i thought the white parts on a whales head are eyes until i was 16 years old  Confession Bear

When we make bacon I wait for my SO to leave the room so I can eat half of it by myself; he's never noticed the difference

When we make bacon
I wait for my SO to leave the room so I can eat half of it by myself;
he's never noticed the difference  Confession Bear

I go on r/foreveralone a bunch So i feel less depressed about my own life

I go on r/foreveralone a bunch  So i feel less depressed about my own life  Confession Bear
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