Confession Bear

I gave up every opportunity I've had for my girlfriend

I gave up every opportunity I've had for my girlfriend  Confession Bear

I followed the Boston Marathon Bombing closely via police scanner Don't care about foreign catastrophes with significantly more casualties

I followed the Boston Marathon Bombing closely via police scanner Don't care about foreign catastrophes with significantly more casualties  Confession Bear

Need to wash my car Too embarrassed to take it to a car wash.

Need to wash my car Too embarrassed to take it to a car wash.  Confession Bear

My old roommate was a total bitch and robbed me of over $300 So the day I moved out I scrubbed the toilet with her toothbrush and pissed in her mouthwash

My old roommate was a total bitch and robbed me of over $300 So the day I moved out I scrubbed the toilet with her toothbrush and pissed in her mouthwash  Confession Bear

I constantly think about not having to be on this earth anymore. But I don't kill myself because I'm too scared at what would happen.

I constantly think about not having to be on this earth anymore. But I don't kill myself because I'm too scared at  what would happen.  Confession Bear

Enjoys when my Girlfriend is on her period daily blowjobs

Enjoys when my Girlfriend is on her period daily blowjobs  Confession Bear

I THINK SLOTHS ARE INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THEM

I THINK SLOTHS ARE INCREDIBLY CREEPY AND DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH THEM  Confession Bear

I sometimes wish I had a girlfriend So I had an excuse to go see chick flicks at the movies

I sometimes wish I had a girlfriend So I had an excuse to go see chick flicks at the movies  Confession Bear

My wife wants me to tell her when I'm annoyed I'm never annoyed

My wife wants me to tell her when I'm annoyed I'm never annoyed  Confession Bear

WHEN MY AMERICAN FRIEND TALKS ABOUT "SOCCER" I WILL LOOK FOR A REASON TO CRITICISE HIM EVEN IF HE HAS A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE POINT

WHEN MY AMERICAN FRIEND TALKS ABOUT
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