Confession Bear

I realized it was Father's Day yesterday when my dad was being unusually nice to the family. So I ignored him all day, because he has done the same to me for the last 19 years.

I realized it was Father's Day yesterday when my dad was being unusually nice to the family. So I ignored him all day, because he has done the same to me for the last 19 years.  Confession Bear

I thought that pregnant women would be much more willing to have sex with me because now they'd have no fear of getting pregnant again

I thought that pregnant women would be much more willing to have sex with me because now they'd have no fear of getting pregnant again  Confession Bear

I make outrageous fake confession bear confessions For pointless karma

I make outrageous fake confession bear confessions For pointless karma  Confession Bear

I don't understand everyones obsession with minions I don't like them and find them annoying and ugly

I don't understand everyones obsession with minions I don't like them and find them annoying and ugly  Confession Bear

wife found several letters of past due bills in my duffel bag I've been hiding from her but she missed the inside pocket with the prescription pain killers and adderall I've also been hiding

wife found several letters of past due bills in my duffel bag I've been hiding from her but she missed the inside pocket with the prescription pain killers and adderall I've also been hiding  Confession Bear

I only hold the door for women. So I can look at their asses without getting caught.

I only hold the door for women. So I can look at their asses without getting caught.  Confession Bear

About that XBOX ONE.. I'll never be able to afford it. Last night I lost sleep being depressed that they will never make a good XBOX 360 game again. And my gaming days will come to an end.

About that XBOX ONE.. I'll never be able to afford it. Last night I lost sleep being depressed that they will never make a good XBOX 360 game again. And my gaming days will come to an end.   Confession Bear

I think less of people that never went to college.

I think less of people that never went to college.   Confession Bear

I'm on a diet and I tell people it makes me feel great I'm really just hungry all the time

I'm on a diet and I tell people it makes me feel great I'm really just hungry all the time  Confession Bear

Every day I think "I should just kill myself" and every day it seems like a better and better idea.

Every day I think
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