Confession Bear

I FUCKING LOVE Pizza Pretzels.

I FUCKING LOVE  Pizza Pretzels.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I drive through my towns prostitute pick up zone. To window shop.

Sometimes I drive through my towns prostitute pick up zone. To window shop.  Confession Bear

When I heard the world population might start to decline I got a little excited and got the ball rolling

When I heard the world population might start to decline I got a little excited and got the ball rolling  Confession Bear

My ex-gf cheated on me and left me about a year ago i still want her to die in the most painful way there is

My ex-gf cheated on me and left me about a year ago i still want  her to die in the most painful way there is  Confession Bear

I would adopt a cat from a shelter But i would never adopt a kid

I would adopt a cat from a shelter But i would never adopt a kid  Confession Bear

I was depressed, suicidal, alone, and unfathomably guilty before /r/atheism showed me that I'm not the defective one

I was depressed, suicidal, alone, and unfathomably guilty before /r/atheism showed me that I'm not the defective one  Confession Bear

I dreamed of having lots of karma but then I woke up and realized I spend too much time on Reddit

I dreamed of having lots of karma but then I woke up and realized I spend too much time on Reddit  Confession Bear

I once served a really hot girl a pina colada with a double shot I took the glass in the backroom and masturbated into it before pouring her drink in

I once served a really hot girl a pina colada with a double shot I took the glass in the backroom and masturbated into it before pouring her drink in  Confession Bear

I make disagreeable comments about OP on one account and then use another account to reply to myself saying "I don't know why you're getting downvoted, but..."

I make disagreeable comments about OP on one account and then use another account to reply to myself saying

This Meme Isn't clever, funny or insightful, and the bear is fucking ugly.

This Meme Isn't clever, funny or insightful, and the bear is fucking ugly.  Confession Bear
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