Confession Bear

I wish I were not straight, white, male, successful, happy, married, or that I smoked weed So new laws could apply to me too.

I wish I were not straight, white, male, successful, happy, married, or that I smoked weed So new laws could apply to me too.  Confession Bear

we played call me maybe twice in a row

we played call me maybe twice in a row  Confession Bear

I Wish I Had An overly attached girlfriend.

I Wish I Had An overly attached girlfriend.  Confession Bear

I don't really like Papa john's Even if the owner is a douche

I don't really like Papa john's Even if the owner is a douche  Confession Bear

I'm infatuated with my own relationships but I can't seem to bring myself to care about other people's

I'm infatuated with my own relationships but I can't seem to bring myself to care about other people's   Confession Bear

I click NSFW links when I am at work

I click NSFW links when I am at work  Confession Bear

I wish I had boobs so I didn't have to work so hard for my karma

I wish I had boobs so I didn't have to work so hard for my karma  Confession Bear

I think Led Zeppelin Are boring and overrated

I think Led Zeppelin Are boring and overrated  Confession Bear

I concentrate best When I am in the bathroom

I concentrate best When I am in the bathroom  Confession Bear

I really really Hate This god damn bear.

I really really Hate This god damn bear.  Confession Bear
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