Confession Bear

All that would really make me happy is a good girlfriend

All that would really make me happy is a good girlfriend  Confession Bear

My parents used to pay me To go outside

My parents used to pay me To go outside   Confession Bear

I think that people who are overly obsessed with sex are the ones who aren't getting any

I think that people who are overly obsessed with sex are the ones who aren't getting any  Confession Bear

When I'm done using the bathroom after a pee I usually turn on the water tap for a few seconds so it sound like I'm washing my hands

When I'm done using the bathroom after a pee I usually turn on the water tap for a few seconds so it sound like I'm washing my hands  Confession Bear

I actually like Comic Sans MS

I actually like  Comic Sans MS  Confession Bear

He's not much of an upgrade. But at least he can say he's with her.

He's not much of an upgrade. But at least he can say he's with her.  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm being socially awkward I act like I didn't notice so people think it was a mistake

Sometimes when I'm being socially awkward I act like I didn't notice so people think it was a mistake  Confession Bear

If you have a panda in your post I will upvote you

If you have a panda in your post I will upvote you  Confession Bear

I Screwed my cousin and she had my baby So I ran them over with a tractor while reciting the communist Manifesto

I Screwed my cousin and she had my baby So I ran them over with a tractor while reciting the communist Manifesto  Confession Bear

I've never actually seen a hipster

I've never
actually seen a hipster  Confession Bear
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