Confession Bear

I sublimate my primitive urges to prey on the weak By engaging in arguments with neck beards on /r/atheism

I sublimate my primitive urges to prey on the weak By engaging in arguments with neck beards on /r/atheism  Confession Bear

I hope that Obama fails to veto CISPA because I think it would lead to the rise of the Pirate Party in the US and the end of our two party system.

I hope that Obama fails to veto CISPA because I think it would lead to the rise of the Pirate Party in the US and the end of our two party system.   Confession Bear

I hate myself for not being able to get into Dr. Who

I hate myself for not being able to get into Dr. Who  Confession Bear

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been 13 seconds since my last confession.

Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been 13 seconds since my last confession.  Confession Bear

I tell my wife and everyone else how happy I am that we are married I have only stuck it out because I think it is best for our daughter

I tell my wife and everyone else how happy I am that we are married I have only stuck it out because I think it is best for our daughter  Confession Bear

Whenever I poop I have to ration the amount entering the bowl because I know it will clog it.

Whenever I poop I have to ration the amount entering the bowl because I know it will clog it.  Confession Bear

I don't actually think Felicia Day is attractive.

I don't actually think Felicia Day is attractive.   Confession Bear

I think unidan is really annoying

I think unidan is really annoying  Confession Bear

on the history channel I heard someone talk about a man who was a cobbler All I could think of was peach cobbler

on the history channel I heard someone talk about a man who was a cobbler All I could think of was  peach cobbler  Confession Bear

I try to hold all my poops until I am at my girlfriends Because she uses so much toilet paper at my place.

I try to hold all my poops until I am at my girlfriends Because she uses so much toilet paper at my place.  Confession Bear
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