Confession Bear

My friend called me while he was drunk asking for a ride home i told him he sounds fine, drive your own car and now hes dead

My friend called me while he was drunk asking for a ride home i told him he sounds fine, drive your own car and now hes dead  Confession Bear

Yes, i really do shit in the woods

Yes, i really do shit in the woods  Confession Bear

I've been with the same girl since I was 16 She is my best friend and I have always been faithful

I've been with the same girl since I was 16 She is my best friend and I have always been faithful   Confession Bear

my current boyfriend raped me on one of our first dates i stay with him because i'm afraid of him and being alone

my current boyfriend raped me on one of our first dates i stay with him because i'm afraid of him and being alone  Confession Bear

at the movies i give the candy to my girlfriend to open so i'm not the one making the crinkling plastic sound

at the movies i give the candy to my girlfriend to open so i'm not the one making the crinkling plastic sound  Confession Bear

I hope a friend of mine in a long, happy relationship breaks up because I've got a crush on her.

I hope a friend of mine in a long, happy relationship breaks up because I've got a crush on her.  Confession Bear

I still listen to Rebecca Black's-Friday

I still listen to  Rebecca Black's-Friday  Confession Bear

All these real confessions are making me depressed on Christmas

All these real confessions 
 are making me depressed on Christmas  Confession Bear

I am is what I am, are you what you are, or what?

I am is what I am, are you what you are, or what?  Confession Bear

I woke up from a nap and my uncle, lets call him Tim, and his friend, we'll call him John, were dancing. Tim says, "lets do nasty things to Jake (not my real name)." So they do random movements and stuff. Nothing sexual, just goofy. Tim leaves to get grab

I woke up from a nap and my uncle, lets call him Tim, and his friend, we'll call him John, were dancing. Tim says,
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