Confession Bear

If your tail light is out, I automatically assume you're a terrible person

If your tail light is out, I automatically assume you're a terrible person  Confession Bear

Everyone I know is excited to watch a christmas story I think it's a shitty movie

Everyone I know is excited to watch a christmas story I think it's a shitty movie  Confession Bear

When i'm on youtube I never skip victoria's secret ads

When i'm on youtube I never skip victoria's secret ads  Confession Bear

I let my friends think that my mom is dead because they treat me better. When really she ran away.

I let my friends think that my mom is dead because they treat me better. When really she ran away.  Confession Bear

When I heard about Sandy Hook I was just glad it didn't ruin the Hobbit midnight showing

When I heard about Sandy Hook I was just glad it didn't ruin the Hobbit midnight showing  Confession Bear

I woke up from a nap and my uncle, lets call him Tim, and his friend, we'll call him John, were dancing. Tim says, "lets do nasty things to Jake (not my real name)." So they do random movements and stuff. Nothing sexual, just goofy. Tim leaves to get grab

I woke up from a nap and my uncle, lets call him Tim, and his friend, we'll call him John, were dancing. Tim says,

I am terrified of my best friends girlfriend Because I think at any moment, she will take away one of my only friends.

I am terrified of my best friends girlfriend Because I think at any moment, she will take away one of my only friends.  Confession Bear

if i see you smoking a cigarette i automatically judge you to be a horrible person

if i see you smoking a cigarette i automatically judge you to be a horrible person  Confession Bear

Sometimes I cry for no reason Then i cry at how pathetic I am for crying for no reason

Sometimes I cry for no reason Then i cry at how pathetic I am for crying for no reason  Confession Bear

Me and my wife had a kid that I was sure wasn't mine So I murdered her, threw her body into the ocean, and reported her as missing.

Me and my wife had a kid that I was sure wasn't mine So I murdered her, threw her body into the ocean, and reported her as missing.  Confession Bear
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