Confession Bear

i want to have sex with my ex it's the only time I can get away with slapping her

i want to have sex with my ex it's the only time I can get away with slapping her  Confession Bear

I made a bet with my best friend I knew I was going to win when I made the bet

I made a bet with my best friend I knew I was going to win when I made the bet  Confession Bear

I laugh at people whose hands are too fat for the Pringles can

I laugh at people whose hands are too fat for the Pringles can  Confession Bear

It's 8:00 am and I've already had 5 shots of vodka

It's 8:00 am and I've already had 5 shots of vodka  Confession Bear

I'M ENJOYING GLOBAL WARMING

I'M ENJOYING GLOBAL WARMING  Confession Bear

I've never believed in marriage but maybe it's because I haven't met someone who loves me

I've never believed in marriage but maybe it's because I haven't met someone who loves me  Confession Bear

I'm not attractive But I shop at Abercrombie and Fitch

I'm not attractive  But I shop at Abercrombie and Fitch  Confession Bear

When I get a cut, I don't wear a bandaid Because I think scars look cool

When I get a cut, I don't wear a bandaid Because I think scars look cool  Confession Bear

I am addicted to reddit

I am addicted to reddit  Confession Bear

I sit when I pee So Fuck You

I sit when I pee So Fuck You  Confession Bear
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