Confession Bear

When you come in with 5 permits to purchase guns, and you collect food stamps. I automatically think you're a douchebag

When you come in with 5 permits to purchase guns, and you collect food stamps. I automatically think you're a douchebag  Confession Bear

I didn't like Jennifer Lawrence until Reddit did

I didn't like 
Jennifer Lawrence until Reddit did  Confession Bear

I have a really hard time sleeping at night If I'm sober

I have a really hard time sleeping at night If I'm sober  Confession Bear

I like small boobs So I can buy the perfect ones later

I like small boobs So I can buy the perfect ones later  Confession Bear

I think Taylor Swift is a jerk and would probably write a terrible song about it but I don't really care, I'd still fuck her

I think Taylor Swift is a jerk and would probably write a terrible song about it but I don't really care, I'd still fuck her  Confession Bear

Retail sellers mostly treat me like shit because I dress scruffy I comfort myself by knowing I earn 10x what they do

Retail sellers mostly treat me like shit because I dress scruffy I comfort myself by knowing I earn 10x what they do  Confession Bear

I hope people don't keep the door open for me So I don't have to thank them

I hope people don't keep the door open for me So I don't have to thank them  Confession Bear

sometimes i wish i got the bad fiftyfifty because i like to laugh at people

sometimes i wish i got the bad fiftyfifty because i like to laugh at people  Confession Bear

If I see a fat person eating junk food I automatically assume I am better than them

If I see a fat person eating junk food I automatically assume I am better than them  Confession Bear

The only real reason I want a girlfriend Is so I can have someone to cuddle with when I'm bored watching Netflix

The only real reason I want a girlfriend  Is so I can have someone to cuddle with when I'm bored watching Netflix  Confession Bear
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