Confession Bear

When I need a refill I sip the last bit loudly so the waitress can hear

When I need a refill I sip the last bit loudly so the waitress can hear  Confession Bear

WHENEVER I COME BY THE GUY WHO WORKS IN HIS CUBE I PRETEND TO CLEAN BECAUSE I'M ASHAMED THAT HE'S WORKING HARD WHILE I'M JUST SEARCHING FOR KARMA

WHENEVER I COME BY THE GUY WHO WORKS IN HIS CUBE I PRETEND TO CLEAN BECAUSE I'M ASHAMED THAT HE'S WORKING HARD WHILE I'M JUST SEARCHING FOR KARMA  Confession Bear

If you put 6 different apples in the same bag I'm going to charge you for the most expensive one

If you put 6 different apples in the same bag I'm going to charge you for the most expensive one  Confession Bear

My best friend's BF has jaundice and I'm ok with him dying from it because I am in love with her

My best friend's BF has jaundice and I'm ok with him dying from it because I am in love with her  Confession Bear

I think the "Peach Clobbers" is witty and humorous

I think the

Asked Morgan Freeman why his answers were so Shitly apathetic Scumbag Mods deleted my question - FUCK YOU MODS! I TOLD YOU SO!

Asked Morgan Freeman why his answers were so Shitly apathetic Scumbag Mods deleted my question - FUCK YOU MODS! I TOLD YOU SO!  Confession Bear

I think Harlem shake is funny

I think Harlem shake  is funny  Confession Bear

I'm closing my business, putting 6 people out of work, and taking a gov't job ... ... because the employees keep whining for more and because gov't taxes keep increasing

I'm closing my business, putting 6 people out of work, and taking a gov't job ... ... because the employees keep whining for more and because gov't taxes keep increasing  Confession Bear

I thought the "Winter is coming" meme was from the lord of the rings

I thought the

I've never submitted a post on reddit that had more than 10 upvotes

I've never submitted a post on reddit that had more than 10 upvotes  Confession Bear
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