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I tell everyone I hate roller coasters and carnival rides I really want to ride them, but I don't want to be embarrassed when I can't fit on the ride because I'm too fat

I tell everyone I hate roller coasters and carnival rides I really want to ride them, but I don't want to be embarrassed when I can't fit on the ride because I'm too fat Confession Bear
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My life is too boring to be spied on by the NSA

My life is too boring to be spied on by the NSA Confession Bear
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I'm still buying the Xbox One

I'm still buying the Xbox One Confession Bear
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I use my wife's loofah, To clean up after I masturbate in the shower.

I use my wife's loofah, To clean up after I masturbate in the shower. Confession Bear
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Schizophrenia gives me avolition. No one knows so they just think I'm lazy.

Schizophrenia gives me avolition. No one knows so they just think I'm lazy. Confession Bear
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I lie to my children by telling them we are having guests just to get them to clean the house

I lie to my children by telling them we are having guests just to get them to clean the house Confession Bear
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Once when I was wasted I shit the bed after a one night stand. I carefully smeared some shit on her ass and placed a log in her panties so she appeared to be the pooper.

Once when I was wasted I shit the bed after a one night stand. I carefully smeared some shit on her ass and placed a log in her panties so she appeared to be the pooper. Confession Bear
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I had sex with the ex of my best friend two days after they broke up I don't feel bad about it at all and still help him when he gets upset about the breakup

I had sex with the ex of my best friend two days after they broke up I don't feel bad about it at all and still help him when he gets upset about the breakup Confession Bear
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My wife didn't want to get her tubes tied so she made me get a vasectomy if she did her surgery I didn't get one and faked the pain a whole week

My wife didn't want to get her tubes tied so she made me get a vasectomy if she did her surgery I didn't get one and faked the pain a whole week Confession Bear
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I always give upvotes to cake day posts, no matter what Because I think my cake day is my only chance to get karma

I always give upvotes to cake day posts, no matter what Because I think my cake day is my only chance to get karma Confession Bear
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