Confession Bear

Everybody in my office makes my coffee differently I never correct them and drink it anyway

Everybody in my office makes my coffee differently I never correct them and drink it anyway  Confession Bear

I told my brother once that two filled out lined paper sheets, was my romeo and juliet rough copy essay. I purposely slipped them in the scrap box he paper shredded them and I forced him to do everything for me all over again, the two rough copy sheets

I told my brother once that  two filled out lined paper sheets, was my romeo and juliet rough copy essay. I purposely slipped them in the scrap box he paper shredded them and I forced him to do everything for me all over again, the two rough copy sheets    Confession Bear

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OKLAHOMA

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OKLAHOMA  Confession Bear

I've played Nintendo consoles my whole life I still confuse the locations of a, b, x, and y

I've played Nintendo consoles my whole life I still confuse the locations of a, b, x, and y  Confession Bear

I'm really good at convincing people to purchase those "Extended Service plans"

I'm really good at convincing people to purchase those

the only time i think about the kids who bullied me growing up is when i fantasize murdering their families in front of them, right before i murder them next

the only time i think about the kids who bullied me growing up  is when i fantasize murdering their families in front of them, right before i murder them next  Confession Bear

I TAUGHT MY DOG TO DESTROY THE FOOTBALLS/TOYS THAT NEXT DOOR'S KIDS ACCIDENTALLY KICK INTO OUR GARDEN BECAUSE THEY TEASED AND TORMENTED HER WHEN SHE WAS A PUPPY

I TAUGHT MY DOG TO DESTROY THE FOOTBALLS/TOYS THAT NEXT DOOR'S KIDS ACCIDENTALLY KICK INTO OUR GARDEN BECAUSE THEY TEASED AND TORMENTED HER WHEN SHE WAS A PUPPY  Confession Bear

When people are killed by natural disasters I don't care

When people are killed by natural disasters I don't care  Confession Bear

My mom is excited to see me "walk" at the ceremony But I secretly hope one of my professors forgets to turn in grades on time so I dont have to

My mom is excited to see me

I equate online degrees With a GED or an AA at best

I equate online degrees With a GED or an AA at best  Confession Bear
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