Confession Bear

When people say they saw something in their newsfeed I don't know what a newsfeed is

When people say they saw something in their newsfeed I don't know what a newsfeed is  Confession Bear

My dad came down while my pants were off and I told him I wasn't about to masturbate I actually was about to go on /r/gonewild

My dad came down while my pants were off and I told him I wasn't about to masturbate I actually was about to go on /r/gonewild  Confession Bear

I've left chlamydia untreated for months Hoping it will make me sterile

I've left chlamydia untreated for months Hoping it will make me sterile  Confession Bear

As a balding man I feel better watching pictures of bald celebrities

As a balding man I feel better watching pictures of bald celebrities  Confession Bear

When I google about How I met your mother I always think i'm insulting someone

When I google about How I met your mother I always think i'm insulting someone  Confession Bear

I may look kind of cute, but if you take away my furry coat I am terrifying

I may look kind of cute, but if you take away my furry coat I am terrifying  Confession Bear

I constantly check my phone in public To make people think I actually have people to text with

I constantly check my phone in public To make people think I actually have people to text with  Confession Bear

When someone posts a good Actual Advice Mallard I pass it off as my own to my friends

When someone posts a good Actual Advice Mallard I pass it off as my own to my friends  Confession Bear

when I see someone I immediately assume things about them and judge them for it

when I see someone I immediately assume things about them and judge them for it  Confession Bear

When I tell someone about something I saw on reddit I tell them my friend showed it to me.

When I tell someone about something I saw on reddit I tell them my friend showed it to me.  Confession Bear
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