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I sometimes think satirical news articles are real news articles

I sometimes think satirical news articles are real news articles Confession Bear
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i reported my employer to the feds. my boss will likely lose his business and his home now.

i reported my employer to the feds. my boss will likely lose his business and his home now. Confession Bear
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I sit down to pee to play games on my phone

I sit down to pee to play games on my phone Confession Bear
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I had unprotected sex with a prostitute I still donate blood

I had unprotected sex with a prostitute I still donate blood Confession Bear
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if i could somehow avoid all legal and financial responsibility - and pull it off for that matter i'd impregnate every woman of childbearing age in the world with my offspring

if i could somehow avoid all legal and financial responsibility - and pull it off for that matter i'd impregnate every woman of childbearing age in the world with my offspring Confession Bear
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I sometimes downvote my own comments if it makes my post seem more controversial

I sometimes downvote my own comments if it makes my post seem more controversial Confession Bear
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I think people who look down on you because they were raised in the 90's and you weren't Are elitist assholes

I think people who look down on you because they were raised in the 90's and you weren't Are elitist assholes Confession Bear
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The signs on the interstate that tell me to not text and drive Remind me to check my texts

The signs on the interstate that tell me to not text and drive Remind me to check my texts Confession Bear
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I don't use my tears as lubricant I use the blood from my wrists

I don't use my tears as lubricant I use the blood from my wrists Confession Bear
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I buy the cheap meal plan at college And steal most of my food

I buy the cheap meal plan at college And steal most of my food Confession Bear
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