Confession Bear

I dropped a stink bomb in the theater during G.I. Joe Retaliation the loud teenagers in front were kicked out. Also I'm 35.

I dropped a stink bomb in the theater during G.I. Joe Retaliation  the loud teenagers in front were kicked out. Also I'm 35.  Confession Bear

I went to church with the parents on easter to keep them happy. I took a painpill so i could space out during the service

I went to church with the parents on easter to keep them happy. I took a painpill so i could space out during the service  Confession Bear

I accidentally knocked over my grandfather's ashes and broke the urn I blamed the cat and now my mom is so mad she's taking the cat to the pound today...

I accidentally knocked over my grandfather's ashes and broke the urn I blamed the cat and now my mom is so mad she's taking the cat to the pound today...  Confession Bear

I liked it a lot better When I didn't know what was in the safe

I liked it a lot better When I didn't know what was in the safe  Confession Bear

if you have Truck nuts on the back of your vehicle i automatically assume you're an uneducated piece of white trash

if you have Truck nuts on the back of your vehicle i automatically assume you're an uneducated piece of white trash  Confession Bear

My company passes around donation folders for coworkers who have lost a relative, I have been crossing my name off without donating for years.

My company passes around donation folders for coworkers who have lost a relative, I have been crossing my name off without donating for years.  Confession Bear

i saw an alive human play dead when he saw me i ate him anyway

i saw an alive human play dead when he saw me i ate him anyway  Confession Bear

The cute local tv weather lady has an apartment next to mine and I often hear her screaming while having sex I met a guy on a forum who is obsessed with her and he's paid me over 800 dollars to record it and send it to him.

The cute local tv weather lady has an apartment next to mine and I often hear her screaming while having sex I met a guy on a forum who is obsessed with her and he's paid me over 800 dollars to record it and send it to him.    Confession Bear

I hate the summer because short sleeves expose my skinny arms

I hate the summer because short sleeves expose my skinny arms  Confession Bear

I think a have a fetish for deaf girls

I think a have a fetish for deaf girls  Confession Bear
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