Confession Bear

If you play dead in front of me I'll actually fucking maul you

If you play dead in front of me I'll actually fucking maul you  Confession Bear

I WOULD RATHER DO 18 HOURS OF MODERN PHYSICS PROBLEMS AND BATHE IN ACID THAN WRITE A 10 PAGE PAPER

I WOULD RATHER DO 18 HOURS OF MODERN PHYSICS PROBLEMS AND BATHE IN ACID THAN WRITE A 10 PAGE PAPER  Confession Bear

My highest rated comment Is a confession of my deepest darkest secret

My highest rated comment Is a confession of my deepest darkest secret  Confession Bear

I Act like i am talking on the phone to avoid girl scouts selling cookies

I Act like i am talking on the phone to avoid girl scouts selling cookies  Confession Bear

Sometimes I flush the toilet early because i like the breeze on my butt

Sometimes I flush
the toilet early because i like the breeze on my butt  Confession Bear

I'm really enjoying being the other guy

I'm really enjoying being the other guy  Confession Bear

I tried bacon for the first time I didn't like it

I tried bacon for the first time I didn't like it  Confession Bear

When i see a photo of someone's departed relative, i couldn't care less but when i see a photo of someone's departed pet, i become really sad

When i see a photo of someone's departed relative, i couldn't care less but when i see a photo of someone's departed pet, i become really sad  Confession Bear

I've made the front page of r/todayilearned twice both times using links stolen from r/askhistorians

I've made the front page of r/todayilearned twice both times using links stolen from r/askhistorians  Confession Bear

I spent most of my superbowl commercial time learning how to say februany

I spent most of my superbowl commercial time  learning how to say februany  Confession Bear
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