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I SPREAD MY FINGERS OUT INSIDE MY ASSHOLE AND TOUCH ALL THE UTENSILS AND CONDIMENT DISPENSERS AT CHIK-FIL-A BECAUSE I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT BUY THEIR FOOD ARE DOUCHEBAGS

I SPREAD MY FINGERS OUT INSIDE MY ASSHOLE AND TOUCH ALL THE UTENSILS AND CONDIMENT DISPENSERS AT CHIK-FIL-A BECAUSE I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT BUY THEIR FOOD ARE DOUCHEBAGS Confession Bear
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I make money off my friends By making them pay for my "conveniently" placed unused items that they accidentally knock over and break

I make money off my friends By making them pay for my
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I ran out of meds and sprayed cheez whiz all over my apartment and blamed it on my dog.

I ran out of meds and sprayed cheez whiz all over my apartment and blamed it on my dog. Confession Bear
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I found out there was an r/blind and it took me a full minute of browsing to realize why there were no picture links.

I found out there was an r/blind and it took me a full minute of browsing to realize why there were no picture links. Confession Bear
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Even though I'm white I checked "African American" on college aplications

Even though I'm white I checked
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I finished my final paper a week ago But I still complain about how much work I have to do to fit in with my classmates

I finished my final paper a week ago But I still complain about how much work I have to do to fit in with my classmates Confession Bear
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I secretly hope the Pittsburgh Penguins lose in the playoffs Because I think Penguins fans are complete jagoffs

I secretly hope the Pittsburgh Penguins lose in the playoffs Because I think Penguins fans are complete jagoffs Confession Bear
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i fucked my sister in a dream

i fucked my sister in a dream Confession Bear
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if you use "I don't have time for this" in an argument I automatically know I've won

if you use
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My co-worker tries to be funny by sending memes on group emails They're all used incorrectly, but I always respond "haha" to make her feel better about herself

My co-worker tries to be funny by sending memes on group emails They're all used incorrectly, but I always respond
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