Confession Bear

An old lady once asked me to help her cross a busy street She walked so slowly that I got fed up and walked off - leaving her stranded in the middle of the road

An old lady once asked me to help her cross a busy street She walked so slowly that I got fed up and walked off - leaving her stranded in the middle of the road  Confession Bear

My significant other cheated on me with my best friend So I murdered both their families and burned their pets in the grill out back

My significant other cheated on me with my best friend So I murdered both their families and burned their pets in the grill out back  Confession Bear

When I create confession bears I make it about something I havn't done

When I create confession bears I make it about something I havn't done  Confession Bear

I think "Tamerlan Tsarnaev" Is actually a pretty badass name.

I think

My farts smell like stink bombs and are slowly filling the lecture hall. Nobody knows it's me so why stop, right?

My farts smell like stink bombs and are slowly filling the lecture hall. Nobody knows it's me so why stop, right?  Confession Bear

I didn't mean to Troll I was just bored

I didn't mean to Troll I was just bored  Confession Bear

My girlfriend is very religious Although I hold much disdain for those who post/argue against religions. I still upvote if I laugh more than I should.

My girlfriend is very religious Although I hold much disdain for those who post/argue against religions. I still upvote if I laugh more than I should.    Confession Bear

When I think i'm worthless, I go on Twitter and I search #YOLO To see that some people are more desperate case then I am

When I think i'm worthless, I go on Twitter and I search #YOLO
 To see that some people are more desperate case then I am  Confession Bear

When you flood my Facebook feed with quote/lyric pictures about the kind of man you want I think you're probably single because you spend so much time on Facebook. ( And I'm a woman. )

When you flood my Facebook feed with quote/lyric pictures about the kind of man you want I think you're probably single because you spend so much time on Facebook.
( And I'm a woman. )  Confession Bear

I love bad weather. But when everyone else complains about it, I act like I hate it too.

I love bad weather. But when everyone else complains about it, I act like I hate it too.  Confession Bear
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