Confession Bear

My first thought after my friend told me his grandma died was "good, now we can be depressed together"

My first thought after my friend told me his grandma died was

i get on reddit to feel better about myself because you guys are all fucken crazy

i get on reddit to feel better about myself because you guys are all fucken crazy  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy Listening to the Village People

I actually enjoy Listening to the Village People  Confession Bear

i care more about my pets than my family

i care more about my pets than my family  Confession Bear

my best friend killed himself the night I told him he couldn't come back to my house anymore its two years later and I still feel responsible

my best friend killed himself the night I told him he couldn't come back to my house anymore its two years later and I still feel responsible  Confession Bear

I'm only here for the confirmation bias

I'm only here for the confirmation bias  Confession Bear

I act like I'm in a deep sleep When my wife tries to get me to make a bottle for our crying newborn at 4 A.M.

I act like I'm in a deep sleep When my wife tries to get me to make a bottle for our crying newborn at 4 A.M.  Confession Bear

I think people use me to get karma for sharing popularly held stereotypes

I think people use me to get karma for sharing popularly held stereotypes  Confession Bear

Sometimes, after my fiancée and I have a fight... I log on to Reddit and down vote all of her recent posts

Sometimes, after my fiancée and I  have a fight... I log on to Reddit and down vote all of her recent posts  Confession Bear

I'm related to a dictator who killed and raped thousands of Irish people But I still celebrate St. Patricks day

I'm related to a dictator who killed and raped thousands of Irish people But I still celebrate St. Patricks day  Confession Bear
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