Confession Bear

Sometimes at work I have the option of shipping someone's package UPS or FedEx I choose UPS because the FedEx guy complains every time there are a lot of packages to pick up

Sometimes at work I have the option of shipping someone's package UPS or FedEx I choose UPS because the FedEx guy complains every time there are a lot of packages to pick up  Confession Bear

IF YOU THROW YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS OUT OF YOUR CAR WINDOW I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A SELFISH PRICK

IF YOU THROW YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS OUT OF YOUR CAR WINDOW I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A SELFISH PRICK  Confession Bear

I work 40 hours a week at a respectable, college degree required job atleast 25 of those hours are spent on Reddit

I work 40 hours a week at a respectable, college degree required job atleast 25 of those hours are spent on Reddit  Confession Bear

I HATE THIS MEME

I HATE THIS MEME  Confession Bear

I apply the same chapstick to my dick and lips

I apply the same chapstick to my dick and lips  Confession Bear

My bathroom stinks and I think it might be my tubs drain I'm to scared to check it because of the pictures I've seen on reddit.

My bathroom stinks and I think it might be my tubs drain I'm to scared to check it because of the pictures I've seen on reddit.   Confession Bear

I pretended my father died to get time off work at a job I hated I got four paid bereavement days.

I pretended my father died to get time off work at a job I hated I got four paid bereavement days.  Confession Bear

If you have a chubby child I automatically assume you are a bad parent or your kid is a brat

If you have a chubby child I automatically assume you are a bad parent or your kid is a brat  Confession Bear

I only buy shitty alcohol. Not because I'm poor, but so my roommates don't drink it

I only buy shitty alcohol. Not because I'm poor, but so my roommates don't drink it  Confession Bear

I really don't care about the Oscars

 I really don't care about the Oscars  Confession Bear
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