Confession Bear

I add things I've already done to my to-do lists Just so I can check them off

I add things I've already done to my to-do lists Just so I can check them off  Confession Bear

I only wash my hands When I use a public bathroom

I only wash my hands When I use a public bathroom  Confession Bear

I keep my headphones in even when I'm not listening to music so I can ignore people when they try to talk to me.

I keep my headphones in even when I'm not listening to music so I can ignore people when they try to talk to me.  Confession Bear

Whenever someone blows their nose in the bathroom I automatically assume that they're taking a shit

Whenever someone blows their nose in the bathroom I automatically assume that they're taking a shit  Confession Bear

I love my dog more than my boyfriend.

I love my dog more than my boyfriend.  Confession Bear

I flunked out of college Because I had an acid flashback during my economics final

I flunked out of college Because I had an acid flashback during my economics final  Confession Bear

Every time I'm done updating something I get a feeling of accomplishment

Every time I'm done updating something I get a feeling of accomplishment  Confession Bear

I stare at all the fat people at the gym to motivate myself to work hard and go back the next day

I stare at all the fat people at the gym to motivate myself to work hard and go back the next day  Confession Bear

I'm subscribed to r/foreveralone just so I can feel better about myself

I'm subscribed to r/foreveralone just so I can feel better about myself  Confession Bear

Liz Lemon Won't let me get a new fishtank.

Liz Lemon Won't let me get a new fishtank.  Confession Bear
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