Confession Bear

I always thought Aristocat was annoying even though i have a cat that acts exactly like him

I always thought Aristocat was annoying even though i have a cat that acts exactly like him  Confession Bear

I like skinny jeans they make me feel cool, just like a cold blast from my favorite menthols and the sweeping musical landscapes of the Local Natives

I like skinny jeans they make me feel cool, just like a cold blast from my favorite menthols and the sweeping musical landscapes of the Local Natives  Confession Bear

when i text my wife and ask where she is it's really to see if i have enough time to masturbate

when i text my wife and ask where she is  it's really to see if i have enough time to masturbate   Confession Bear

I don't post much because you guys are assholes

I don't post much  because you guys are assholes  Confession Bear

I have no idea what TL;DR means

I have no idea what TL;DR means  Confession Bear

I didn't buy my daughter any christmas presents because she is 8 months old and won't remember

I didn't buy my daughter any christmas presents because she is 8 months old and won't remember  Confession Bear

I lied to my girlfriend and told her i got tested before

I lied to my girlfriend and told her i got tested before   Confession Bear

The holidays are the most depressing time of the year

The holidays are the most depressing time of the year  Confession Bear

It's Christmas And I didn't get anyone presents

It's Christmas  And I didn't get anyone presents   Confession Bear

I won't do it later

 I won't do it later  Confession Bear
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