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my girlfriend keeps trying to have me set our friend up with a girl i work with i can't bring myself to tell her i can't because it'd be too awkward since i fucked the girl a month ago.

my girlfriend keeps trying to have me set our friend up with a girl i work with i can't bring myself to tell her i can't because it'd be too awkward since i fucked the girl a month ago. Confession Bear
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The woman in the apartment above me gets beaten on a regular basis I don't feel sorry for her, or call the cops anymore.

The woman in the apartment above me gets beaten on a regular basis I don't feel sorry for her, or call the cops anymore. Confession Bear
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Just told classmates I had an emergency at work To avoid more emails about how to do their part of the group project

Just told classmates I had an emergency at work To avoid more emails about how to do their part of the group project Confession Bear
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Occasionally I'll get a random bloody nose when the weather is really dry I tell people it's from a cocaine habit

Occasionally I'll get a random bloody nose when the weather is really dry I tell people it's from a cocaine habit Confession Bear
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I HANG PICTURES OF FAT PEOPLE IN FRONT OF MY TREADMILL BECAUSE IT'S MY FEAR OF BECOMING LIKE THEM THAT MOTIVATES ME TO STAY IN SHAPE

I HANG PICTURES OF FAT PEOPLE IN FRONT OF MY TREADMILL BECAUSE IT'S MY FEAR OF BECOMING LIKE THEM THAT MOTIVATES ME TO STAY IN SHAPE Confession Bear
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I upvote things I think are terrible so that others have to experience my pain

I upvote things I think are terrible so that others have to experience my pain Confession Bear
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When I was in 8th grade I once masturbated before leaving my room to start sweating and get my heart rate up so my mother would think I was sick and I wouldn't have to go to school

When I was in 8th grade I once masturbated before leaving my room to start sweating and get my heart rate up so my mother would think I was sick and I wouldn't have to go to school Confession Bear
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I find people I know on Reddit and downvote everything they have ever posted

I find people I know on Reddit and downvote everything they have ever posted Confession Bear
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i hate my step dad because my mom doesn't have sex with me when he's in town

i hate my step dad because my mom doesn't have sex with me when he's in town Confession Bear
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I buy unfrosted Pop Tarts on purpose Because the frosted ones are too sweet

I buy unfrosted Pop Tarts on purpose Because the frosted ones are too sweet Confession Bear
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