Confession Bear

When someone my age is successful at anything, even if it's a close friend I feel bitter.

When someone my age is successful at anything, even if it's a close friend I feel bitter.   Confession Bear

I hope my favorite bands don't win a grammy because I don't want the ticket prices to increase.

I hope my favorite bands don't win a grammy because I don't want the ticket prices to increase.  Confession Bear

i've masturbated to maury's "was she born a man or woman" episodes

i've masturbated to maury's

i don't think men urinating in showers is that bad, but i find the idea of a woman doing it horrifying.

i don't think men urinating in showers is that bad, but i find the idea of a woman doing it horrifying.  Confession Bear

I purposely tell my girlfriend I am busy So i can have time to myself

I purposely tell my girlfriend I am busy So i can have time to myself   Confession Bear

When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I assume she is a total bitch

When Someone tells me she is a strong independent woman I assume 
she is a total bitch  Confession Bear

If two days before an exam you send out a class email asking for notes because your "hard drive crashed" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME YOU've never been to class

If two days before an exam you send out a class email asking for notes because your

I never care when someone else's family member dies Because as an emergency responder I know it can happen to anyone at anytime and it's just a part of life that you have no control over.

I never care when someone else's family member dies Because as an emergency responder I know it can happen to anyone at anytime and it's just a part of life that you have no control over.  Confession Bear

my elderly mom is being manipulated by her son to get more money

my elderly mom is being manipulated by her son to get more money  Confession Bear

I think Pawn Stars is one of the most entertaining shows on television.

I think Pawn Stars is one of the most entertaining shows on television.  Confession Bear
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