Confession Bear

sometimes i buy t-shirts from the thrift store and make up a story about how i participated in whatever event is on them

sometimes i buy t-shirts from the thrift store and make up a story about how i participated in whatever event is on them  Confession Bear

I regularly sleep at work in toilet cubicles

I regularly sleep at work in toilet cubicles  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF BED TO TURN THEM OFF

SOMETIMES I SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON INSTEAD OF GETTING OUT OF BED TO TURN THEM OFF  Confession Bear

When I see a person who is happy all the time I automatically assume they are sad inside

When I see a person who is happy all the time I automatically assume they are sad inside  Confession Bear

I've still never played Zelda

I've still never played Zelda   Confession Bear

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE AND I'M SCARED FOR MY FUTURE

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE  AND I'M SCARED FOR MY FUTURE  Confession Bear

If you wear hipster glasses I think you shouldn't reproduce.

If you wear hipster glasses I think you shouldn't reproduce.  Confession Bear

Halfway to the abortion clinic, she put on her seat belt Could've gotten into an accident before she did that and saved 500 dollars

Halfway to the abortion clinic, she put on her seat belt Could've gotten into an accident before she did that and saved 500 dollars  Confession Bear

when my professor doesn't know how to hook up the av equipment i never help just to waste class time

when my professor doesn't know how to hook up the av equipment i never help just to waste class time  Confession Bear

Every Super Bowl I cheer or boo only when the rest of the bar does Because I don't know the rules of football

Every Super Bowl I cheer or boo only when the rest of the bar does Because I don't know the rules of football  Confession Bear
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