Confession Bear

I wish I had a serious noticeable life threatening disease So people would be nice to me before I die

I wish I had a serious noticeable life threatening disease  So people would be nice to me before I die  Confession Bear

I don't care about the quality of your memes, if they are hosted on something other than quickmeme, I'm going to downvote the shit out of them.

I don't care about the quality of your memes, if they are hosted on something other than quickmeme, I'm going to downvote the shit out of them.  Confession Bear

If you speak with a country accent... i automatically assume you're an idiot.

If you speak with a country accent... i automatically assume you're an idiot.  Confession Bear

I'M CIRCUMSIZED AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

I'M CIRCUMSIZED AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT  Confession Bear

I try to play songs my friend doesn't know So she can't sing along

I try to play songs my friend doesn't know So she can't sing along  Confession Bear

I let the air out of my ex gf's tires In hopes she'd call me for help.

I let the air out of my ex gf's tires In hopes she'd call me for help.  Confession Bear

Something bad happened to someone who wronged me in the past I lol'd

Something bad happened to someone who wronged me in the past I lol'd  Confession Bear

As a person who hasn't gotten laid in months you'll get no sympathy from me

As a person who hasn't gotten laid in months you'll get  no sympathy from me  Confession Bear

I think babies are pretty ugly

I think babies are pretty ugly  Confession Bear

I buy cookies with nuts in them so you won't eat them

I buy cookies with nuts in them so you won't eat them  Confession Bear
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