Confession Bear

I only pick up my dogs poop when people are around

I only pick up my dogs poop when people are around  Confession Bear

As a white male i never disclose race or gender on job applications

As a white male i never disclose race or gender on job applications  Confession Bear

I love stoner culture, movies, music etc. I just don't like smoking pot.

I love stoner culture, movies, music etc. I just don't like smoking pot.  Confession Bear

I fucking love picking my nose And eating it

I fucking love picking my nose And eating it  Confession Bear

i dont wash my hands in public restrooms because i think my penis is cleaner than the sink handle

i dont wash my hands in public restrooms because i think my penis is cleaner than the sink handle  Confession Bear

I have a small panic attack every time I post something on Reddit

I have a small panic attack every time I post something on Reddit  Confession Bear

I wish my girlfriend hated smoking so it would be easier for me to quit

I wish my girlfriend hated smoking so it would be easier for me to quit  Confession Bear

I Let other parents boss my kids So comparatively, they will realize I'm not so bad a parent.

I Let other parents boss my kids So comparatively, they will realize I'm not so bad a parent.  Confession Bear

I find yoga pants Publicly inappropriate

I find yoga pants Publicly inappropriate  Confession Bear

I can't carry pepperspray on me because I would end up spraying every catcaller I could in the face and I am just paranoid my mugshot for aggravated assault would end up on the internet forever

I can't carry pepperspray on me because I would end up spraying every catcaller I could in the face and I am just paranoid my mugshot for aggravated assault would end up on the internet forever  Confession Bear
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