Confession Bear

The narwhal bacons at midnight was fucking stupid A horsed sized duck/ 100 duck sized horses is just as stupid

The narwhal bacons at midnight was fucking stupid A horsed sized duck/ 100 duck sized horses is just as stupid  Confession Bear

unsubscribed to /r/atheism I am an atheist

unsubscribed to /r/atheism I am an atheist  Confession Bear

After I go to the restroom, I just splash water on my hands So people will think I washed them

After I go to the restroom, I just splash water on my hands So people will think I washed them  Confession Bear

My friend wont listen to my adivce So now I tell her to do the opposite of what I would do

My friend wont listen to my adivce So now I tell her to do the opposite of what I would do  Confession Bear

I played "beat it" on a jukebox at a bowling alley Because I really wanted the black kids in the lane next to us to bust some moves

I played

The only reason I don't delete my facebook account is because of all the free karma I can get from cringepics

The only reason I don't delete my facebook account  is because of all the free karma I can get from cringepics    Confession Bear

I go on Reddit so much I've started to think in memes so I can make a good post

I go on Reddit so much I've started to think in memes so I can make a good post  Confession Bear

i lose respect for musicians who won't let weird al parody them

i lose respect for musicians who won't let       weird al parody them  Confession Bear

When a fat person comes into my deli, I always give them extra meat So that they don't complain to the manager that there wasn't enough

When a fat person comes into my deli, I always give them extra meat So that they don't complain to the manager that there wasn't enough  Confession Bear

I'm 33 years old And I still have to tie my shoes with the bunny ears method

I'm 33 years old And I still have to tie my shoes with the bunny ears method  Confession Bear
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