Confession Bear

I always take two paper towels Even though the dispenser says one is enough

I always take two paper towels Even though the dispenser says one is enough  Confession Bear

When someone insults me on reddit i down-vote everything they have ever posted

When someone insults me on reddit i down-vote everything they have ever posted  Confession Bear

if you say bring on the downvotes in a title i will give you downvotes

if you say bring on the downvotes in a title  i will give you downvotes   Confession Bear

I never liked Arrested Development

I never liked Arrested Development  Confession Bear

I bought a gun off a friend last year to kill myself Only reason i stopped was to not fuck over gun owners and my dog.

I bought a gun off a friend last year to kill myself Only reason i stopped was to not fuck over gun owners and my dog.   Confession Bear

Leading up to 12/21/12 I was really upset about the world ending

Leading up to 12/21/12 I was really upset about the world ending  Confession Bear

I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom at night so instead I pee in a bottle.

I'm too lazy to walk to the bathroom at night so instead I pee in a bottle.  Confession Bear

If you think that we should still have slaves You have my respect

If you think that we should still have slaves You have my respect  Confession Bear

Just found out I might have lung cancer Just rolled another cigarette cause I hope it's true

Just found out I might have lung cancer Just rolled another cigarette cause I hope it's true  Confession Bear

I wish I could be a christian Because I love her more than I hate religion

I wish I could be a christian Because I love her more than I hate religion  Confession Bear
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