Confession Bear

I do read what you write about me. And man, it fucking hurts.

I do read what you write about me. And man,  it fucking hurts.  Confession Bear

I WEAR MY COAT TO THE BATHEROOM AS A CONVINEANT EXCUSE TO USE THE HOOK TO COVER UP THE CRACK BETWEEN THE STALL AND THE DOOR

I WEAR MY COAT TO THE BATHEROOM AS A CONVINEANT EXCUSE TO USE THE HOOK TO COVER UP THE CRACK BETWEEN THE STALL AND THE DOOR  Confession Bear

the new season of arrested development sucks

the new season of arrested development sucks  Confession Bear

In middle school I shot a broken paper clip across the cafe with a rubber band It hit some guy in the eye and he had to have eye surgery

In middle school I shot a broken paper clip across the cafe with a rubber band It hit some guy in the eye and he had to have eye surgery  Confession Bear

If my girlfriend volunteers in Africa next summer I will probably slip back into depression and end my own life.

If my girlfriend volunteers in Africa next summer I will probably slip back into depression and end my own life.  Confession Bear

When we would play 7up in elementary school I would cheat by peeking at people's shoes and always win

When we would play 7up in elementary school I would cheat by peeking at people's shoes and always win  Confession Bear

When my brothers piss on the toilet seat I clean it up with their clean t-shirts

When my brothers piss on the toilet seat  I clean it up with their clean t-shirts  Confession Bear

I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with my sister. I told him I wanted rough sex. I then used the bruises to accuse him of rape to the police. He will be in prison for three years in October.

I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with my sister. I told him I wanted rough sex. I then used the bruises to accuse him of rape to the police. He will be in prison for three years in October.  Confession Bear

I always fart on airplanes Then crinkle my nose and act disgusted and indignant that "someone" would do that. .

I always fart on airplanes Then crinkle my nose and act disgusted and indignant that

I am a guy who loves to watch Bad Girls Club

I am a guy  who loves to watch Bad Girls Club  Confession Bear
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