Confession Bear

I wish some people would just kill themselves Then I wouldn't have to deal with them

I wish some people would just kill themselves Then I wouldn't have to deal with them  Confession Bear

I don't think piracy should be legal but i support it because i don't want to buy things

I don't think piracy should be legal but i support it because i don't want to buy things  Confession Bear

I don't like League of Legends Because I can't take anything with the acronym LOL seriously

I don't like League of Legends Because I can't take anything with the acronym LOL seriously  Confession Bear

I once punched a kid right in the throat After I got in an argument with my wife and he was the first one in front of me

I once punched a kid right in the throat After I got in an argument with my wife and he was the first one in front of me  Confession Bear

Everytime I see an argument about Religion I assume everyone involved is a prick

Everytime I see an argument about Religion I assume everyone involved is a prick  Confession Bear

I call my mother to wish her Happy Mother's Day. She asks "Is this Jason?." I am her only son. My name is not Jason. That really stings.

I call my mother to wish her Happy Mother's Day. She asks

I call my face "The Money Maker" I've never actually made any money from it.

I call my face

I have a wife, three kids and can't support them so because I have crippling depression, can't find a job, and I no longer want to be a disappointment to them I am going to make a nice dinner for my wife, then kill myself afterwards

I have a wife, three kids and can't support them so because I have crippling depression, can't find a job, and I no longer want to be a disappointment to them I am going to make a nice dinner for my wife, then kill myself afterwards  Confession Bear

I'm now going to be a janitor Because Scubs was why I wanted to be a doctor

I'm now going to be a janitor Because Scubs was why I wanted to be a doctor  Confession Bear

My passive-aggressive brother always buys lots of junk food when I'm trying to lose weight. Now I just fake being on a diet because I want free junk food.

My passive-aggressive brother always buys lots of junk food when I'm trying to lose weight. Now I just fake being on a diet because I want free junk food.  Confession Bear
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