Confession Bear

I ASSUME THAT ALL COPS ARE CORRUPT AND ABUSE THEIR POWER

I ASSUME THAT  ALL COPS ARE CORRUPT AND ABUSE THEIR POWER  Confession Bear

My best friend is going on a date tonight. I hope it doesn't go well, because he's my only friend and i'm single.

My best friend is going on a date tonight. I hope it doesn't go well, because he's my only friend and i'm single.  Confession Bear

Sometimes in public bathrooms I poop in my hands so it doesn't make a splash

Sometimes in public bathrooms I poop in my hands so it doesn't make a splash  Confession Bear

I NAMED MYSELF BADGRAMMARCAT SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR TYPING HORRIBLY

I NAMED MYSELF BADGRAMMARCAT SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR TYPING HORRIBLY  Confession Bear

I DON'T USE TOILET PAPER

I DON'T USE TOILET PAPER  Confession Bear

I DON'T THINK LOUIS CK IS FUNNY I THINK HE IS OVERRATED

I DON'T THINK LOUIS CK IS FUNNY I THINK HE IS OVERRATED  Confession Bear

I listen to Nickleback And like it

I listen to Nickleback And like it  Confession Bear

i only blew you to save my job you knew i was on the verge of being homeless

i only blew you to save my job you knew i was on the verge of being homeless  Confession Bear

sometimes when assholes tailgate me when im driving I act like im under the influence so they'll quit riding my ass

 sometimes when assholes tailgate me when im driving I act like im under the influence so they'll  quit riding my ass  Confession Bear

I ASK EMPLOYEES AT BUSY TAKE AWAY PLACES WHY MY FOOD (THAT I DIDN'T ORDER) IS TAKING SO LONG THEY BRING ME FREE FOOD AND I GET IT BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LINE

I ASK EMPLOYEES AT BUSY TAKE AWAY PLACES WHY MY FOOD (THAT I DIDN'T ORDER) IS TAKING SO LONG THEY BRING ME FREE FOOD AND I GET IT BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE LINE  Confession Bear
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