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I once siphoned gas from of a cute girl's car Just so I could walk up and say "Car troubles?" and proceed to hit on her.

I once siphoned gas from of a cute girl's car Just so I could walk up and say
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My roommate adopted an abused dog without asking so whenever I'm home alone I scare it until it pisses and shits everywhere and laugh to myself when she has to clean it up

My roommate adopted an abused dog without asking so whenever I'm home alone I scare it until it pisses and shits everywhere and laugh to myself when she has to clean it up Confession Bear
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I got drunk alone sitting outside in public and talking on the phone loudly On my way home I peed on the side walk

I got drunk alone sitting outside in public and talking on the phone loudly On my way home I peed on the side walk Confession Bear
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I 'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR WHO WORKS AT A BOOKSTORE I'VE READ FOUR BOOKS IN THE LAST YEAR

I 'M AN ENGLISH MAJOR WHO WORKS AT A BOOKSTORE I'VE READ FOUR BOOKS IN THE LAST YEAR Confession Bear
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I don't like black people

I don't like black people Confession Bear
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I was complemented on how white my teeth were this morning I didn't brush them

I was complemented on how white my teeth were this morning I didn't brush them Confession Bear
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My ex's new bf said he was late for an interview and asked me for directions i sent him in the exact opposite direction

My ex's new bf said he was late for an interview and asked me for directions i sent him in the exact opposite direction Confession Bear
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I THINK REDDIT'S GENERAL HATRED TOWARDS FAT PEOPLE IS FAR MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE FAT PEOPLE THEMSELVES

I THINK REDDIT'S GENERAL HATRED TOWARDS FAT PEOPLE IS FAR MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE FAT PEOPLE THEMSELVES Confession Bear
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I IMPREGNATED A WOMAN SO MY MOM WOULD GIVE ME A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE SWEATER

I IMPREGNATED A WOMAN SO MY MOM WOULD GIVE ME A TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE SWEATER Confession Bear
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Confused the weight losers are getting highly voted, You got fat and fixed your problem.

Confused the weight losers are getting highly voted, You got fat and fixed your problem. Confession Bear
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