Confession Bear

If you're using a voice changer I automatically assume you're a 12 year old

If you're using a voice changer I automatically assume you're a 12 year old  Confession Bear

I hate my co-workers because they get asked to stay for overtime because they dick around and dont get their work finished in their scheduled time

I hate my co-workers because they get asked to stay for overtime because they dick around and dont get their work finished in their scheduled time  Confession Bear

I'm white and never knew my father But I still make jokes about that black stereotype

I'm white and never knew my father But I still make jokes about that black stereotype  Confession Bear

As a kid, adults would often tell me they wish they could be young and go back to school again Now that I'm an adult, and have a good job, my own place, no homework, and a nice wife, I think those people are crazy.

As a kid, adults would often tell me they wish they could be young and go back to school again Now that I'm an adult, and have a good job, my own place, no homework, and a nice wife, I think those people are crazy.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pee sitting down So my daughter can't close the toilet mid-stream.

Sometimes I pee sitting down So my daughter can't close the toilet mid-stream.  Confession Bear

my diet consists mostly of garbage from the park visitors because i'm too lazy to hunt for my own

my diet consists mostly of garbage from the park visitors because i'm too lazy to hunt for my own  Confession Bear

I think transgenders have a serious mental condtition and should be treated the same way as schizophrenics

I think transgenders have a serious mental condtition and should be treated the same way as schizophrenics  Confession Bear

Told my girlfriend I needed to stop before I came It was because her ass smelled too bad

Told my girlfriend I needed to stop before I came It was because her ass smelled too bad  Confession Bear

IF YOU THINK A PHOTO OF A BEAR WITH SOME TEXT IS A MEME THEN I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORD MEME

IF YOU THINK A PHOTO OF A BEAR WITH SOME TEXT IS A MEME THEN I'M AFRAID YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORD MEME  Confession Bear

I've always preferred K'Nex over Legos.

I've always preferred  K'Nex over Legos.  Confession Bear
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