Confession Bear

Sometimes, I let college students hire me to do their assignments for them Then I lead them on for weeks to make them flunk... because I hate cheaters

Sometimes, I let college students hire me to do their assignments for them Then I lead them on for weeks to make them flunk... because I hate cheaters  Confession Bear

I learn more about math from Wolframalpha Than from my math professors

I learn more about math from Wolframalpha Than from my math professors  Confession Bear

I dropped a condom on the floor at a girls house and cum went everywhere. I let the dog lick it up instead of cleaning it myself.

I dropped a condom on the floor at a girls house and cum went everywhere.  I let the dog lick it up instead of cleaning it myself.   Confession Bear

My boss, coworkers, friends and family think I'm a workaholic because I love my job But I have no idea what I'm doing so I'm incredibly inefficient with my time.

My boss, coworkers, friends and family think I'm a workaholic because I love my job But I have no idea what I'm doing so I'm incredibly inefficient with my time.  Confession Bear

i automatically downvote facebook reposts

 i automatically downvote facebook reposts  Confession Bear

When I tell people I'm a 28-year-old bartender I assume people are thinking "is that what you want to be when you grow up?"

When I tell people I'm a 28-year-old bartender I assume people are thinking

I hope lots of idiots Kill themselves on / around next friday

I hope lots of idiots Kill themselves on / around next friday  Confession Bear

No matter how good a post is I won't upvote

No matter how good a post is I won't upvote  Confession Bear

when i browse r/todayilearned I only read the titles

when i browse r/todayilearned I only read the titles  Confession Bear

I got really excited when the girl who screwed me over fucked up her life

I got really excited when the girl who screwed me over fucked up her life  Confession Bear
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