Confession Bear

I confess I just wanted to feel your hate wash over me.

I confess I just wanted to feel your hate wash over me.  Confession Bear

I ONCE ATE A PIZZA AND THREW UP AT A FRIENDS HOUSE BECAUSE I FELT TOO RUDE TO TELL THEM I WAS ALLERGIC TO IT

I ONCE ATE A PIZZA AND THREW UP AT A FRIENDS HOUSE BECAUSE I FELT TOO RUDE TO TELL THEM I WAS ALLERGIC TO IT  Confession Bear

New guy I'm seeing notices I have trust issues Don't have the balls to tell him I was raped and am currently in the middle of a trial

New guy I'm seeing notices I have trust issues Don't have the balls to tell him I was raped and am currently in the middle of a trial  Confession Bear

the only reason i subscribed to r/whatsinthisthing is so i see the original safe post

the only reason i subscribed to r/whatsinthisthing is so i see the original safe post  Confession Bear

I feel ripped off by my landlord So I use his condiments

I feel ripped off by my landlord So I use his condiments  Confession Bear

i tagged as many orangereds and periwinkles as i could so that i know who to upvote and who to downvote

i tagged as many orangereds and periwinkles as i could so that i know who to upvote and who to downvote  Confession Bear

I borrow my sisters' disposable razors and use them shave my balls.

I borrow my sisters' disposable razors and use them shave my balls.  Confession Bear

I sit on my laptop during my Astronomy class and pretend I take notes I actually just sit on reddit for 3 hours and wait for the mid period break.

I sit on my laptop during my Astronomy class and pretend I take notes I actually just sit on reddit for 3 hours and wait for the mid period break.  Confession Bear

I've always thought "You go, Glen Coco" was a reference to Conan O'Brien

I've always thought

They're building a new Titanic I kinda hope it sinks. Without casualties, of course.

They're building a new Titanic I kinda hope it sinks. Without casualties, of course.  Confession Bear
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