Confession Bear

told a girl on a dating site she had cool eyes, went to see if she replied and now has no public photos...

told a girl on a dating site she had cool eyes, went to see if she replied and now has no public photos...  Confession Bear

to avoid spending time with my family i pretend to sleep through most holidays

to avoid spending time with my family i pretend to sleep through most holidays  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish that life is a gta game

Sometimes I wish that life is a gta game  Confession Bear

I hate cashiers When they ask if I want to donate to charities.

I hate cashiers When they ask if I want to donate to charities.  Confession Bear

I don't want to be Oranged

I don't want to be Oranged  Confession Bear

I use the stairs to cut out of my required art class early because my professor is in a wheelchair and I know she won't catch me.

I use the stairs to cut out of my required art class early because my professor is in a wheelchair and I know she won't catch me.  Confession Bear

I'll just wait patiently and help "cheer you up" after your inevitable divorce

I'll just wait patiently and help

The first couple weeks I saw this meme I read "confession" as "confusion" which lead to more confusion

The first couple weeks I saw this meme I read

I hope we go to war protecting our allies in asia so that my messy annoying roommate who is in the army reserve gets deployed

I hope we go to war protecting our allies in asia so that my messy annoying roommate who is in the army reserve gets deployed  Confession Bear

i drink nothing but soda i probably haven't had a glass of water in over a month

i drink nothing but soda i probably haven't had a glass of water in over a month  Confession Bear
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