Confession Bear

I think up fake Confession Bear stories to get to the front page

I think up fake Confession Bear stories to get to the front page  Confession Bear

I downvote every comment when the scores are hidden just to be sure someone did

I downvote every comment when the scores are hidden just to be sure someone did  Confession Bear

I made a confession bear but not the one you wanted

I made a confession bear but not the one you wanted  Confession Bear

I want to leave the U.S. so I don't have to be associated with the 'Murica memes

I want to leave the U.S. so I don't have to be associated with the 'Murica memes  Confession Bear

When my wife sends me out to buy batteries, I stop off for a visit to my mistress Because I know why she wants those batteries

When my wife sends me out
to buy batteries, I stop off
for a visit to my mistress Because I know why she wants those batteries  Confession Bear

My arrogant teenage brother has treated everyone in my family like shit and has decided that he can go out whenever he wants. He left the house and hasn't contacted us in over a week. I hope he's dead.

My arrogant teenage brother has treated everyone in my family like shit and has decided that he can go out whenever he wants. He left the house and hasn't contacted us in over a week.  I hope he's dead.  Confession Bear

Since I got dumped by my girlfriend Ive tried to convince my friend to dump his SO whenever they have a fight. It worked.

Since I got dumped by my girlfriend Ive tried to convince my friend to dump his SO whenever they have a fight. It worked.  Confession Bear

I'm kind of glad reddit screwed trying to solve the Boston Bombing Because I hate most of you

I'm kind of glad reddit screwed trying to solve the Boston Bombing Because I hate most of you  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car.

Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast.   I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car.   Confession Bear

I was trying to think of a fake confession for about 30 minutes just so I can score free karma from Reddit

I was trying to think of a fake confession for about 30 minutes just so I can score free karma from Reddit  Confession Bear
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