Confession Bear

whenever someone talks about how they were in the military i automatically assume that they weren't smart enough to get into college

whenever someone talks about how they were in the military i automatically assume that they weren't smart enough to get into college  Confession Bear

I love Imgur and Reddit But I hate pokemon. I think the pokemon references are lame.

I love Imgur and Reddit But I hate pokemon. I think the pokemon references are lame.  Confession Bear

I continually pursue and have sex with man whores because I got herpes from one and want to teach them all a lesson

I continually pursue and have sex with man whores because I got herpes from one and want to teach them all a lesson  Confession Bear

I tag my own car so people think I have friends and a girlfriend

I tag my own car so people think I have friends and a girlfriend  Confession Bear

Every time I fart in class I blame it on the special ed kid

Every time I fart in class I blame it on the special ed kid  Confession Bear

My dad is getting his license back after 3 years. I'm worried he will kill someone

My dad is getting his license back after 3 years. I'm worried he will kill someone  Confession Bear

While showering, thought of something awesome for my first post on reddit Forgot by the time I went to post

While showering, thought of something awesome for my first post on reddit Forgot by the time I went to post  Confession Bear

I've never had a serious relationship I'm starting to think it is because I scare them off with my dry sense of humour. I don't really want to marry you after the first week.

I've never had a serious relationship I'm starting to think it is because I scare them off with my dry sense of humour. I don't really want to marry you after the first week.   Confession Bear

I made this alternate account so I can post whatever I want without worrying about someone in real life finding out, but mostly to complain about my girlfriend

I made this alternate account  so I can post whatever I want without worrying about someone in real life finding out, but mostly to complain about my girlfriend   Confession Bear

I smile all the time in public I practice smiling at myself in the mirror

I smile all the time in public I practice smiling at myself in the mirror  Confession Bear
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