Confession Bear

I think jokes about the zombie apocolypse are really fucking stupid

I think jokes about the zombie apocolypse are really fucking stupid  Confession Bear

I still like gangnam style

I still like gangnam style  Confession Bear

I steal my mothers prescription pills to get high the bottles go so fast that I found her addiction must be worse than mine

I steal my mothers prescription pills to get high the bottles go so fast that I found her addiction must be worse than mine  Confession Bear

I can never find a good two sentence meme that's witty and cool it's really sad, just like my expression.

I can never find a good two sentence meme that's witty and cool it's really sad, just like my expression.  Confession Bear

I kick everyone after my house by one o'clock Just so then I can be in the Nude for the rest of the day

I kick everyone after my house by one o'clock Just so then I can be in the Nude for the rest of the day  Confession Bear

When I was 17, i cheated on the guy i was dating with while he was teaching little kids art in reno, nevada I was seriously messed up with dependent personality disorder and had no self control. i never apologized and feel terrible about it. I'm sorry.

When I was 17, i cheated on the guy i was dating with while he was teaching little kids art in reno, nevada I was seriously messed up with dependent personality disorder and had no self control. i never apologized and feel terrible about it. I'm sorry.  Confession Bear

I tell my friends that I have the craziest sex life In reality I'm a 26 year old virgin.

I tell my friends that I have the craziest sex life In reality I'm a 26 year old virgin.   Confession Bear

my friend who i've known for 18 years finally got his first girlfriend and i drunkenly hooked up with her while he was in the next room

my friend who i've known for 18 years finally got his first girlfriend and i drunkenly hooked up with her while he was in the next room  Confession Bear

I'm a young white male with blond hair, blue eyes, and German, and I pretend to be nice to have friends in college but I really hate everyone and wish I could kill everyone

I'm a young white male with blond hair, blue eyes, and German, and I pretend to be nice to have friends in college but I really hate everyone and wish I could kill everyone  Confession Bear

I'm already depressed because it's christmas and these overly dark confession bears are only making it worse

I'm already depressed because it's christmas and these overly dark confession bears are only making it worse  Confession Bear
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