Confession Bear

If you don't use your turn signal I automatically assume you're asian or a woman

If you don't use your turn signal I automatically assume you're asian or a woman  Confession Bear

Even as a girl I don't find female comedians funny

Even as a girl I don't find female comedians funny  Confession Bear

One of my favorite movies is Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menance

One of my favorite movies is Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menance  Confession Bear

I broke up with a girl a few years ago because we were in a bad relationship. She ended up marrying and being happy. I still dream about her on a regular basis and wonder what could have been.

I broke up with a girl a few years ago because we were in a bad relationship. She ended up marrying and being happy. I still dream about her on a regular basis and wonder what could have been.  Confession Bear

I've been playing Ocarina of Time for 4 hours And haven't gotten the Master sword yet

I've been playing Ocarina of Time for 4 hours And haven't gotten the Master sword yet  Confession Bear

To help get my submissions to the top I downvote all the posts around it

To help get my submissions to the top I downvote all the posts around it  Confession Bear

When I get mad at my opponents in game I tell them spoilers from the books of Game Of Thrones

When I get mad at my opponents in game I tell them spoilers from the books of Game Of Thrones  Confession Bear

during the holidays i keep a handful of washers, pennies, and bottle caps in my pocket to throw in the salvation army pots so it looks like i'm giving.

during the holidays i keep a handful of washers, pennies, and bottle caps in my pocket to throw in the salvation army pots so it looks like i'm giving.  Confession Bear

I never found confession bear funny.

I never found confession bear funny.  Confession Bear

I repost my own submissions when they don't get enough karma

I repost my own submissions when they don't get enough karma  Confession Bear
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