Confession Bear

Whenever I use auto-flush toilets I can't wipe fast enough

Whenever I use auto-flush toilets I can't wipe fast enough   Confession Bear

Whenever I see a Prius I automatically assume the owner is a pretentious asshole

Whenever I see a Prius I automatically assume the owner is a pretentious asshole  Confession Bear

it took me 29 years to start acknowledging my own faults

it took me 29 years to start acknowledging my own faults  Confession Bear

I assume that anyone who is racist Is a bad person

I assume that anyone who is racist Is a bad person  Confession Bear

whenever I see a scary movie is rated pg-13 I automatically assume it's not scary

whenever I see a scary movie is rated pg-13 I automatically assume it's not scary  Confession Bear

I recorded the AFC Championship game. Without the NFL's consent

I recorded the AFC Championship game. Without the NFL's consent  Confession Bear

If you want me to move back home after finishing college don't say I'm demon-possessed because I'm diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder

If you want me to move back home after finishing college don't say I'm demon-possessed because I'm diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder  Confession Bear

I joined model UN But the only reason i did was to get out of class

I joined model UN But the only reason i did was to get out of class  Confession Bear

I tell all the girls I know about reddit because hopefully they will post on gonewild

I tell all the girls I know about reddit because hopefully they will post on gonewild  Confession Bear

Only one in group of friends who uses reddit Tells every funny joke I see on reddit and pass it off as my own

Only one in group of friends who uses reddit Tells every funny joke I see on reddit and pass it off as my own  Confession Bear
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