Confession Bear

I use Facebook's birthday notifications to remind me to unfriend people I don't like.

I use Facebook's birthday notifications to remind me to unfriend people I don't like.   Confession Bear

I'm an Atheist. Sometimes when I run cross country, I pray. In the hopes that it will prevent me from shitting my pants.

I'm an Atheist. Sometimes when I run cross country, I pray. In the hopes that it will prevent me from shitting my pants.   Confession Bear

I keep a countdown on my phone For the days left until my kid turns 18

I keep a countdown on my phone For the days left until my kid turns 18  Confession Bear

I wear sunglasses in malls because I like to look at women dressed slutty without being a called a pervert

I wear sunglasses in malls because I like to look at women dressed slutty without being a called a pervert  Confession Bear

I bought one of the kids bop CDs

 I bought one of the kids bop CDs  Confession Bear

I lied on a confession bear. This one in fact. See? it's easy.

I lied on a confession bear. This one in fact. 
See? it's easy.   Confession Bear

I have never seeded a torrent Not once

I have never seeded a torrent Not once  Confession Bear

WHEN PEOPLE LIE ON CONFESSION BEARS IT MAKES ME WANT TO DICK SLAP THEM WITH MY 11 INCH SHLONG

WHEN PEOPLE LIE ON CONFESSION BEARS IT MAKES ME WANT TO DICK SLAP THEM WITH MY 11 INCH SHLONG  Confession Bear

Sometimes I type in reddit.com while on reddit.com

Sometimes I type in reddit.com while on reddit.com  Confession Bear

My older sister just had a baby today I pinched it secretly because I wanted to see it cry

My older sister just had a baby today I pinched it secretly because I wanted to see it cry  Confession Bear
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