Confession Bear

I like to get manicures when I'm alone on Saturdays So I can pretend I'm with a girl when I masturbate

I like to get manicures when I'm alone on Saturdays  So I can pretend I'm with a girl when I masturbate  Confession Bear

I WISH I WAS BLACK SO I COULD SAY "NIGGA PLEASE!" IN PUBLIC

I WISH I WAS BLACK SO I COULD SAY

Every night I watch Jeopardy! with my friends I google the Daily Doubles and Final Jeopardy answers before the show starts to seem smarter

Every night I watch Jeopardy! with my friends I google the Daily Doubles and Final Jeopardy answers before the show starts to seem smarter  Confession Bear

In order to stay in school I am pretty much not allowed to know anything about my ex I know more about her then the school does, I am the one that tells them what she was up to

In order to stay in school I am pretty much not allowed to know anything about my ex I know more about her then the school does, I am the one that tells them what she was up to  Confession Bear

I wish I was fat So I'd have a reason to get in shape

I wish I was fat So I'd have a reason to get in shape  Confession Bear

If you're a black American male and you wear an Africa neckless I don't think you deserve to be in this country and should be deported to Africa to become a citizen

If you're a black American male and you wear an Africa neckless I don't think you deserve to be in this country and should be deported to Africa to become a citizen  Confession Bear

If you tell me you "like the beat" to a rap song I assume you know nothing about music

If you tell me you

I was going to get in shape and lose some weight But I decided to trade my health and add 50 pounds onto my future GF instead

I was going to get in shape and lose some weight But I decided to trade my health and add 50 pounds onto my future GF instead  Confession Bear

When using a public bathroom I only wash my hands if I'm not the only one in there

When using a public bathroom I only wash my hands if I'm not the only one in there  Confession Bear

I can believe It's not butter

I can believe It's not butter  Confession Bear
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