Confession Bear

The real reason I didn't want my girlfriend to sleep over I was stoned and had a chocolate milkshake in the freezer...and didn't want to share

The real reason I didn't want my girlfriend to sleep over I was stoned and had a chocolate milkshake in the freezer...and didn't want to share  Confession Bear

When it comes to confession bear memes. They just aren't good.

When it comes to confession bear memes. They just aren't good.  Confession Bear

The majority of people go on downvoting sprees I go and upvote every post, even if it is terrible and dumb

The majority of people go on downvoting sprees  I go and upvote every post, even if it is terrible and dumb  Confession Bear

When I see an attractive woman sitting in the waiting room of my university's health center I automatically assume she contracted a STD

When I see an attractive woman sitting in the waiting room of my university's health center I automatically assume she contracted a STD  Confession Bear

I go to the bathroom before leaving the house So I don't stink up your house

I go to the bathroom before leaving the house So I don't stink up your house  Confession Bear

MY ASSHOLE EX-FRIEND WHO USED ME FOR HIS PERSONAL GAIN'S PARENTS BOTH DIED AND I'M GLAD

MY ASSHOLE EX-FRIEND WHO USED ME FOR HIS PERSONAL GAIN'S PARENTS BOTH DIED AND I'M GLAD  Confession Bear

If someone is an asshole to me when I'm trying to be nice I go through and downvote all their posts

If someone is an asshole to me when I'm trying to be nice I go through and downvote all their posts  Confession Bear

When I order a coffee off shift I wait until I'm home to put cream in it so I don't lose "coffee cred"

When I order a coffee off shift I wait until I'm home to put cream in it so I don't lose

I'd like Adventure Time more... But I know a lot of douchebags in college who wont stop talking about it and dress in their stupid apparel, so I won't.

I'd like Adventure Time more... But I know a lot of douchebags in college who wont stop talking about it and dress in their stupid apparel, so I won't.  Confession Bear

If you are a woman with short hair I assume that you are a lesbian/feminist cunt.

If you are a woman with short hair I assume that you are a lesbian/feminist cunt.   Confession Bear
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