Confession Bear

If u got a handshake like a wet noodle i instantly think u are a pussy

If u got a handshake like a wet noodle i instantly think u are a pussy  Confession Bear

I used to use my Dad's razor to shave my balls and then laugh whenever I saw him shaving

I used to use my Dad's razor to shave my balls and then laugh whenever I saw him shaving  Confession Bear

I only watch this So I can understand all the references made to it on reddit

I only watch this So I can understand all the references made to it on reddit  Confession Bear

RIP' AND 'WE MISS YOU' TWEETS OF A LOCAL PERSONS DEATH ARE USED AS REMINDERS BY ME THAT MY ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP

RIP' AND 'WE MISS YOU' TWEETS OF A LOCAL PERSONS DEATH ARE USED AS REMINDERS BY ME THAT MY ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP  Confession Bear

I honestly think there are plenty of bands worse than Nickelback and they don't deserve all the hate they get

I honestly think there are plenty of bands worse than Nickelback and they don't deserve all the hate they get  Confession Bear

After working for years at a place full of kids I don't like kids and don't want to ever have any of my own

After working for years at a place full of kids I don't like kids and don't want to ever have any of my own  Confession Bear

I always offer to watch my brother's house when he goes on vacation with his hot fiancee Ever since I discovered a stash of all their homemade sextapes.

I always offer to watch my brother's house when he goes on vacation with his hot fiancee Ever since I discovered a stash of all their homemade sextapes.   Confession Bear

i'm mexican and I hate tamales

i'm mexican and I hate tamales  Confession Bear

Hairline suddenly receded at 23 People used to tell me I looked like a model

Hairline suddenly 
receded at 23
 People used to tell me I looked like a model  Confession Bear

if you have "thug life" tattooed across your fingers i automatically assume you're a douchebag

if you have
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