Confession Bear

My 92 year old grandma is really sick in the hospital I am really hoping she survives until after my Vegas trip so I won't hae to cancel it for her funeral

My 92 year old grandma is really sick in the hospital I am really hoping she survives until after my Vegas trip so I won't hae to cancel it for her funeral  Confession Bear

lucu k?

lucu k?   Confession Bear

My country recently passed the Marriage Equality Law I want my children to have my wife's family name first because I don't want them to have a Jewish-sounding family name.

My country recently passed the  Marriage Equality Law I want my children to have my wife's family name first because I don't want them to have a Jewish-sounding family name.  Confession Bear

Luke, I am your father

Luke, I am your father  Confession Bear

i am your friend i have beat off to your sister, mom, wife, and or girlfriend.

i am your friend i have beat off to your sister, mom, wife, and or girlfriend.  Confession Bear

I actually hate this meme because it makes me question myself to often

I actually hate this meme because it makes me question myself to often  Confession Bear

I only voted for Brandon Belt for the ASG to piss off /r/baseball

I only voted for Brandon Belt for the ASG to piss off /r/baseball  Confession Bear

The pilot introduced the co-pilot as "Jill" and I had a tiny adrenaline rush

The pilot introduced the co-pilot as

I tell my suicidal friend that it is foolish to assume her life won't get any better My desire not to be a hypocrite is the only thing keeping me alive

I tell my suicidal friend that it is foolish to assume her life won't get any better My desire not to be a hypocrite is the only thing keeping me alive  Confession Bear

SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A NAZI BECAUSE ALL THE CRAZY CONCENTRATION CAMPERS RUIN IT FOR US NAZIS WHO SIMPLY HAVE A SET OF BELIEFS AND DON'T GO AROUND PREACHING AND ARGUING WITH SCIENCE

SOMETIMES I HATE BEING A NAZI BECAUSE ALL THE CRAZY CONCENTRATION CAMPERS RUIN IT FOR US NAZIS WHO SIMPLY HAVE A SET OF BELIEFS AND DON'T GO AROUND PREACHING AND ARGUING WITH SCIENCE  Confession Bear
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