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if you say that you're fat because of your metabolism, I automatic assume that you're lazy

if you say that you're fat because of your metabolism, I automatic assume that you're lazy Confession Bear
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I found my daughter's artisanal dildo in her room I used it and it felt just like my son

I found my daughter's artisanal dildo in her room I used it and it felt just like my son Confession Bear
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Sometimes I hope there's a small accident or emergency nearby so I can go help and be somewhat of a hero

Sometimes I hope there's a small accident or emergency nearby so I can go help and be somewhat of a hero Confession Bear
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A man was snoring very loud during my favorite movie so i pretended to have spasms and splashed the soda in his face

A man was snoring very loud during my favorite movie so i pretended to have spasms and splashed the soda in his face Confession Bear
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I like eating asparagus Just so I can pee in public restrooms and not flush

I like eating asparagus Just so I can pee in public restrooms and not flush Confession Bear
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Sometimes i shit in the woods

Sometimes i shit in the woods Confession Bear
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I won't let my boyfriend do me anally when we do it doggie I put my face down and ass up to tease him with what he can't have

I won't let my boyfriend do me anally when we do it doggie I put my face down and ass up to tease him with what he can't have Confession Bear
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Seeing two girls Both think that we are mutually exclusive

Seeing two girls Both think that we are mutually exclusive Confession Bear
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When I saw the twin towers collapse on TV, I thought... "It's just like independence day, but with fat people".

When I saw the twin towers collapse on TV, I thought...
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I have to watch movies with British and Australian actors with subtitles

I have to watch movies with British and Australian actors with subtitles Confession Bear
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